Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Modern Rhymes

The Original One:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jill came tumbling after...


A Modern Version
Jack and Jill met up on the hill
to have some fun a li'l
Jill said no she wasn't on the pill
Jack sulked and went to drink his fill
Jill and her girlfriend went tumbling after!

2 comments:

M said...

Hardy har har!

theju said...

i know it is odd to commemnt on the blog written a year back.. but i have one more modern version..
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
I dont know what they did there
but came down with the daughter

howzzaaat!!!